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Upgrading the De-Rating.

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Originally I gave Australia Post a certified rating of one big rubber dick. Then someone left a comment on here - that left me inspired to magnify the value of this rating. http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2012/11/fuck-australia-post-national-crawl.html "just found this article after doing an image search on "Australia Post give the finger" which is basically how I feel after a protracted battle to get some action on a service failure. I honestly did not know how bad their customer service was until I experienced it first hand - more than a month of me chasing them and not one outbound phone call from them to try to help solve it. I got my resolution letter from them yesterday and the only info that was accurate was my name and address. They might was well have sent me a photo of them all giving me the finger..."   So we now go from this: To this:  Australia Post:   Your arse: Australia Post - you take my breath away.

Having bit on a shit sammich

Thank fuck I am able to stop almost all dealings with Australia Post.... I don't know if dealing with everything from a couple of local licensed post offices right through the entire infrastructure and everything in between, is like biting on a shit sammish - or landing face first into a pile of it. The local agencies no longer get any work at all from me. I might get one letter a week - but those will be electronic soon enough - because I am going to ring the people who send them, and demand it. I have put a TOTAL STOP to all junk mail - Yes I actually DID stop Australia Post from sending me any of it what so ever. All my packages are routed or rerouted through couriers.... Still when I buy the odd thing on Ebay etc., and they think that tangling my shit up with Australia Post is going to happen - well it's not. I made it happen. Some people wbo have nutjob ideas about getting and keeping customers - they can have it. It's their sword - let them fall on it. But the mere m...

Make Militancy Pay.

This is a fun little article..... The gist of it is that it costs Aus Post around $7 to deal with a dial a whine about stolen shit, and the dodgy "Sorry you were not home" when we never made any attempt to deliver, when you were actually home scam. However, if you perfect the art of dial a whine, and persist - you could probably drag it out to a couple of hundred dollars of their time, per call. So how do you, the fucked up, fucked around and fucked off consumer deal with the dip shit antics? A good land line or a mobile phone company that gives unlimited calls per month, for like $40.... And you get a phone that has hands free. Then you need to be in a time and place that enables you to whistle along cheerily with the Australia Post elevator music - during your half hour on hold... Like while your knitting a new cock sock for winter, or under the car drinking coffee, snoozing and plying with your nuts, etc., with the phone beside you... And while they bullshit you about inve...

Mr Fahours Best Friends at Citibank - are bombing Syria. His Homeland.

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I have no idea whether Fahour's mum and dad are still alive - but if they are, I bet they are really fucking thrilled seeing this shit on the TV - Ahmed's best friends in the USA - are laying waste to his homeland for fun and profit....Creating even more dead people in the middle east, Syria - and more refugees to come to Australia - just like little Ahmed when he was 3, with his mum and dad. It's fun finding out that Ahmed Farhour is "besties" with the pricks in Goldman Sachs and Citibank etc., who organise through their puppet presidents of the USA, and the CIA and US military - for invasions, occupations and wars against the people of the world, that they can exploit their oil and uranium, gold, etc., etc., etc... Then the cretin donates "A few mil" to the Islamic Friendship Museum in Australia - that he appears to have a vested interest in - more like a tax wrought than anything....... While his buddies are killing millions of muslims (people) in Syr...