Having bit on a shit sammich



Thank fuck I am able to stop almost all dealings with Australia Post....

I don't know if dealing with everything from a couple of local licensed post offices right through the entire infrastructure and everything in between, is like biting on a shit sammish - or landing face first into a pile of it.

The local agencies no longer get any work at all from me.

I might get one letter a week - but those will be electronic soon enough - because I am going to ring the people who send them, and demand it.

I have put a TOTAL STOP to all junk mail - Yes I actually DID stop Australia Post from sending me any of it what so ever.

All my packages are routed or rerouted through couriers....


Still when I buy the odd thing on Ebay etc., and they think that tangling my shit up with Australia Post is going to happen - well it's not.

I made it happen.

Some people wbo have nutjob ideas about getting and keeping customers - they can have it. It's their sword - let them fall on it.

But the mere mention of Australia Post - the effect is that bad, much like the "Form 27 / B" part in a movie called Bazil by Terry Gilliam - 1985.

 So is switching the hoses and sending the shit back up the air pipes.

 Watch it, and think of me.

And for all the other people who hate using Australia Post.....

LOL

The goal - aiming to get one letter or less per month and then one letter or less every 6 months.

I have already achieved sending one parcel or less per year, and am on one parcel or less every 10 years.

And I am working on the same for incoming by Australia Post.

I never signed on as an unpaid psych nurse and I am not tolerant of anyones bullshit - because bullshit customer service is just that - bullshit.

LOL




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