Australia Post gets a Snake Oil Salesman as it's new CEO.
Vitamin company Blackmores chief executive Christine Holgate will be the new chief executive at Australia Post.
First comments:
Ms Holgate said she felt privileged to be appointed as CEO of such an iconic Australian corporation and, "one of the most resilient and successful postal businesses anywhere in the world".
What she really means that she is either completely out of touch with reality or is a weasel wording corporate bullshit artist.
What she said can be rephrased as "Australia Post is dying a lingering death and is an abject failure - that pretty much everyone in Australia it totally fed up with all their bullshit and is using other delivery services - if only to get away from the stolen parcels, late deliveries, being carded and bad service."
Qualifies as being able to talk out her arse.
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Previous Job.
Snake Oil Salesman to the Profoundly Neurotic - "Ease your ailments with our potent magic pills".
Sells mostly useless over priced shit of dubious value to gullible people and makes loads of money.
Real World.
Typically, "Supplements may only be of assistance if dietary intake is inadequate. Recommended intake three tablets per day with meals. For any other dosage, only take under the guidance and supervision of a qualified medical practitioner."
Qualifies as being able to talk out her arse.
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Given the blessing of the Australia Post Scam Artist Bored of Directors and Management!
The Self Serving, Money Grubbing, Buck Passing, Scum of Australia!
Perfect! - what could possibly go wrong.
Clean out the Bored of Directors and The Australia Post Managers, and rebuild Australia Post on the fly with mostly honest and competent people?
"You, you, you, you, you and you, you all have 10 minutes to clean out your personal property, and you can put your shit in these boxes, AND then exit the building. Harry and the security guards will help escort you from the premises - and before you start, you can leave your keys here, on my desk."
Nooooooooo lets keep the entrenched thieving cancer in situ, and give a snake oil salesman the job.
"All those in favour of giving ourselves another $20 million in bonus's, say "Aye""
While Australia Post just slides off a cliff.........
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"She comes from a heavily regulated industry" - the quack therapies industries.
So she is perfect for Australia Post....
Only the QUACK MEDICINE industry - IS so heavily regulated, because people are essentially neurotic mental cases, prone to superstition, wishful thinking and "I know better" self service....
And there are plenty of arseholes only too willing to help them, help themselves, especially if there is money involved.
Yes - while Blackmores "WE ARE TOLD", by them, via their advertising department and management, they claim they are makers of a "Quality Product", and they have a team of NATROPATHS on staff....
You see in one sense, it's a bit of a battle ground between the people with a vested interest in "organic plant based remedies" and making LOTS OF MONEY from that - some of which actually DOES work and is USEFUL, and "BIG PHARMACUTICALS" who appear to make genuinely useful products, and who also do lots of scam artist magic themselves.... for a HUGE profit --- then we have the counterfeiters and legitimate scam artists following in their wake.......
And some times SOME "herbal remedies" can be good, or it can be down right dangerous and idiotic thinking....
i.e. "Starve a cold, Feed a Fever" - What the fuck????
Scam artists like Holgate and Blackmores NEED to be kept on a short leash...
Pretty much everything they sell is carefully crafted snake oil salesmanship, that either ought to ONLY be taken under competent medical advice (which you ought to be obtaining FIRST) or if DIETARY intake is inadequate (Have you seen a dietician or two FIRST, before taking this shit?)
And do Blackmores and Holgate advise you to see a doctor and dietician BEFORE taking their shit, or AFTER you have paid $$$$$$$ for their shit?
Look for that on their labelling.
DING DING! - Scam artist alert.
The self service, the easy over the counter, convenience store - crap, IT can be GOOD, and USEFUL, but only in a competent and FACT BASED way.....
Arthritis in the joints? Do I go for a whole heap of medical bullshit that only makes it worse, or do I go and get hip and knee joint replacements, or do I clean up my eating, and go get a pack of Glucosamine?
I know people who have discredited the medical profession based upon their bullshit therapies, injections into the joint of Corticosteroids, but the cost in time, money and which has resulted in a completely fucked outcome, and I know people who when faced with surgery have gotten onto the Glucosamine, and 2 or 3 years later, their joints come good....
So faced with that, do I wait until I am crippled, and then placed on an elective surgery waiting list of 5 years - while crippled or do I go get the Glucosamine - now, today?
So this industry is NOT without merit, but you have to thread your way through it, with INTELLIGENCE and RESULTS based outcomes, not long winded bullshit spun by an advertising department, to make sales....
Thus Holgate, comes from an industry full of shysters, selling all sorts of crap, with vivid imaginations and understanding that people are essentially easy to manipulate, they sell them all sorts of bullshit spiels for products that either don't work, or serve no legitimate purpose, or that when people start dosing up - on vitamins, they CAN and DO kill themselves with it.
"Ohhh it's a Vitamin - it's SAFE, and if ONE per day is good for you, then THREE a day is good for you, and so because I am neurotic about my health care, I had better make it THREE at a time, with my MEALS, THREE times a day...."
3 months of that and your in need of a liver transplant......
And Holgate and Blackmores put plenty of deceptive spin on their product lines.
See a doctor / dietician first? Establish your REASONS for determining IF the need for suppliments actually exists? In need of a liver cleanse - because you have been eating too much shit for too long, try eating lots of FRESH leafy green vegetables and a little fruit, instead of Craponalds.
Save yourself spending $200 a month on shit you really don't need....
So that is why people like Holgate and Blackmores NEED to be regulated, under the Theraputic goods and administration act.
She is part of a team that turns direct hits, into near misses, for profit....
They resort to saying, "IF symptoms persist, then go seek medical advice" instead of "Seek Medical advice first - and then if the medical practitioner determines that these suppliments will be of assistance, then come and buy them."
Most ailments come good on their own with good food, some rest and some exercise....
But the disease state, is usually at the end of a LONG LINE of significant issues and under currents, and the quick fix pills from Holgate and Co, to treat the symptoms, and not the problems, really are the worst things and the worst people, you can get involved with.
And some of their "suppliments" are nothing but fast buck scams.
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To use the scientific blend of Homeopathic astrology, time travel, faster than light speed space ships and 200 packs of internet sourced penis enlargement pills....
Holgate when translated backwards from the Mystic Runes and into Aldarranian, means Emperor.
Hence the resemblance.
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| Works on my pecker! |
To use an astrological chart:
The position of Uranus in a particular house adds an interesting flavor to the areas and stages of life associated with that house. Uranus is a liberator–it wants us to break free from structure and limitation. Its purpose is evolution, experimentation, and growth. Although Uranus can sometimes live in reaction mode, it motivates us to think and act outside of the box. In fact, Uranus in its purest form is intuition itself. By house, the position of Uranus shows where individuals look to stir things up, put a new spin on situations, and go against established thought or order.
So the time travelling, shape shifting, Emperor of the Dark Side, has a finger in Uranus.
And she now plans to have a hand in your bank account and a cash grabbing fist in your mail slot.
Awesome!
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Selling the Snake Oil.
Blackmores
Silica Compound
Vitamins Essential for healthy connective tissue including cartilage, tendons, bones, nails and skin. Primarily found in cartilage, ligaments, the epidermis of the skin, nails and in the hair, silica is an essential ingredient for the synthesis of connective tissue.
Sodium phosphate - dibasic anhydrous (Sodium 64.8mg) 200 mg
Silicon dioxide (Silicon 11.7mg) 25 mg
84 Tabs $18
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In a nutshell - it's just fucking powdered sand....
Sodium Phosphate and Silicon Dioxide are the constituents of pretty much all food, and they are added to pretty much all food.
Silicon Dioxide is everywhere and it makes up pretty much everything - clays, dirt, sand, rocks, food additives, and plant structures.
Google - Images: quartz rock + sand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand
When you eat it, the typical absorption rate of Silicon Dioxide is very low - something like 3%; or the body only needs something like 3 - 5 milligrams a day...
That means, that AFTER you have eaten a reasonably diverse range of foods that ALL contain SILICON DIOXIDE, if you eat 1 gram of powdered sand, or 1000 milligrams.....
Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine milligrams of it, is going to come straight out of your arse the next day.....
Or in essence, if your eating diversely and well, 24 out of the 25 milligrams of silicone dioxide in each one of these tablets with do absolutely NOTHING for you.
In other words, in the modern world, with FOOD that is composed of SILICON DIOXIDE, and much of it has SILICON DIOXIDE added to it,
And, it's really fucking HARD to die of a SAND DEFICIENCY.
So what Blackmore's and it's Snake Oil Salesman CEO - are selling you, is worthless crap, that these scheming swindlers, thought they could make money from.
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Nutting this shit out....
Silica compound sounds a lot sexier, and a lot more obscurative than silicon dioxide, and silica compound sounds much more refined than fucking POWDERED SAND.....
Blackmores Silica Compound - 84 tablets = Around one smallish heaped teaspoon or 18 grams of more or less powdered sand = $18
Or a blend of powdered minerals or sands if you want to be a fucking chemistry nazi about it....
That is $1 a gram for powdered sand.....
$50 a match box full of SAND......
You need to take 40 of their pills to ingest 1 gram, of silicon dioxide....
Try figuring out just how much you get from ALL other sources and compare that to taking one of their pills per day, for 40 days.
It's called research and facts Vs. opinions, hearsay, gossip and wishful thinking.
Or the Blackmores spin factory crap.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_dioxide
Food and pharmaceutical applications[edit]Silica is a common additive in the production of foods, where it is used primarily as a flow agent in powdered foods, or to adsorb water in hygroscopic applications. It is the primary component of diatomaceous earth. Colloidal silica is also used as a wine, beer, and juice fining agent.[7]In pharmaceutical products, silica aids powder flow when tablets are formed.
In hydrated form, it is used in toothpaste as a hard abrasive to remove tooth plaque.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_phosphate
Uses[edit]
Phosphates are often used in foods and in water treatment. The pH of such formulations is generally adjusted by mixtures of various sodium phosphates, such as this salt.[1] The sodium chloride equivalent value, or E-Value, is 0.49. It is soluble in 4.5 parts water.
Food additive[edit]
It is added in animal feed, toothpaste, and evaporated milk. It is used as a thickening agent and emulsifier.
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The suppliments industry, is in the overall sense, a bunch of con artists.
85% of what is tested, is not what it says on the label, and for the most part, the real stuff, can only be of assistance when diet is poor and or when treating medically diagnosed conditions.....
The FAKED herbal suppliments:
Think a bunch of arseholes driving a tractor with slasher, around the industrial estates, and harvesting all the weeds, drying them and powdering them and then pilling them and putting the miracle herbs on the market....
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| Echinacea, Check. St Johns Wort, Check, Womens Menstral Relief Tea, Check, Energy Booster Hebal Remedy, Check. Psyllium Husks, Check. Organic Liver Cleanse and Detox, Check. Mega Boost Vitamins, Check. Executive Performance Enhancer, Check. Stinging Nettle Mediation Tea, Check. CEO Idiot Pills, Check. Hand Relief, Check. $3 Million Dollars of Bullshit, Check. |
And I am just an outright cunt.....
Here is my "Better than Blackmores" sales pitch.
Hurry Hurry - Buy Now!
Pharaoh Grade
Pharaoh Grade
Super Healing Magic Sahara Sand!
Limited Quantities!
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| Pharaoh Grade Eternal Life! |
All Crystals are in Quantum Alignment for maximum strength.
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| Quantum Aligned Crystals |
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| Extra Aura |
$25 a cubic meter delivered to your door, contains approximately 12 million doses.
Yeahhhhh fuck yeahhhh!
Australia Post's NEW CEO?
A Snake Oil Saleman got the job.
Sells powdered dirt to the dumb fucks at a $1 a gram.
Calls it a "Vitamin".
Every shovel full is a shit load of cash...
Every 6' x 4' trailer of "Celestial Sand"
is a million fucking dollars..
is a million fucking dollars..
Whooo Hoooooo - Brain Washing the Dumb Cunts to believe our shit and buy it!!!
Now he is going to work for "us" at Australia Post.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Just as a thought, how come all these wankers, ALWAYS crap on with clueless bullshit.
"Awwwwww Australia Post is really amazing!" - well not to the customers it's not.
I mean on the very day that Fahour was going to turn up to his first day on the job, he said when he was talking to his kid, about being the post man at Australia Post, the kid said, "Letters?" - it was ONLY then that it occurred to him that no one sends letters any more....
His kid had no idea about writing letters, addressing envelopes, licking stamps and posting mail...
And Fahour had no idea that people had more or less, stopped writing them...
And he had no idea why Australia Post had lost a huge part of it's revenue stream.
Turning up to work and not a fucking clue.....
Turning up for his first day at $6 million a year and he hasn't got a fucking clue about the postal system, and here is a snake oil sales man, spewing the same kind of clueless crap....
Australia Post is thoroughly corrupt, it's down on it's knees, the customers are saying "Fuck you and fuck off" across all the social media channels - and the customers and business owners are furious and moving to couriers, and people who are here from ALL AROUND THE WORLD, are saying Australia Post is the fucking WORST postal system they have ever come across, and the bimbo is saying this, "Australia Post is one of the most resilient and successful postal businesses anywhere in the world".....
WTF - ???
Research = Nil.
Clueless commentary = totally.
Just like Fahour.
Well good luck with that.
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And Blackmores only say this because they are forced too.
https://www.blackmores.com.au/products/executive-b-stress-formula
Contraindications and cautions
Contains gluten
If symptoms persist, see your healthcare professional
Vitamin supplements should not replace a balanced diet
If you are pregnant or breastfeeding consult your healthcare professional before use
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If you have "symptoms of unwellness", why are they not directing you to see a doctor first, instead of buying this shit and taking this shit, and if you had a balanced diet, you would not need to be taking this shit... You know, "Fucking Duh!".
Go see a doctor and a dietician - and check your symptoms are not the result of other things, and see a dietician to check your eating enough of the right things - before taking the shit made by the suppliments industry?
Blackmores play word games, and this is irresponsible advice.
Interested in conning you out of money? Or really interested in your health?
Their bullshit pills first and the Doctor last?
They are UNETHICAL - and unethical comes from GREED, MANIPULATION and LYING.
So the Snake Oil Salesman is a con artist.
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And the customers ask things like this:
Hi, I am just wondering about the dosage of Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine hydrochloride) in this product. I have read that a daily supplement dosage of B6 above 100mg can be harmful to your nervous system. I know that this product only contains 25mg of B6 per tablet but given that there is a danger associated with B6 and a healthy adult only requires 1-2mg of B6 every day (and is most likely obtaining more than this in their daily food intake), why do you still have such a high dosage in this product? Could a dosage of 5mg of B6 per tablet be more suitable and less of a liability for your company?
https://www.facebook.com/Blackmores/posts_to_page/
Do you guarantee the potency of your vitamins, as advertised on the bottle? Please do not answer with any response that employs propaganda algorithms containing words such as "quality." I have been employed as a marketing engineer. I know exactly the caveats and cliches and fabulously coined and empty calques used by the profession. Therefore, please be honest with me. Do your vitamins contain the dosage displayed on the bottle or not?
So what next? The snake oil selling bimbo can't read?
Australia post, with the amount of complaints here i cannot believe that it's still functioning. Thousands of people's items are lost, wrongly directed, sitting in transit for 2-4 weeks doing nothing, here is my case number I expect a response tomorrow or I will be taking it higher. People spend hundreds of dollars on items that never arrive?
I have never heard of something so sad in my life. How hard is it to deliver a parcel and keep thieves away from the parcels? Yes all the right steps have been taken on my behalf , just no1 can communicate from your end.
Case number- 12267665
I have never heard of something so sad in my life. How hard is it to deliver a parcel and keep thieves away from the parcels? Yes all the right steps have been taken on my behalf , just no1 can communicate from your end.
Case number- 12267665
PBS FrontLine Supplements and Safety 2016
Actually watch this on Youtube in HD and big screen.... it's worth it.
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When Australia Post is run by an entrenched set of thieves and idiots, it's fucked.
Welcome to Bimboville!
https://www.facebook.com/australiapost/posts_to_page/
http://www.productreview.com.au/p/australia-post.html
http://www.productreview.com.au/p/australia-post-eparcel.html
http://www.productreview.com.au/p/australia-post-load-go.html
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