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So that people are on hold for an hour or more.... Then at least dump the 30 second cyclic recorded message..... And put in some good music.... As in like Queens "Night at the Opera" Not just "A" song, but the entire fucking album . In fact put up an audio menu of entire albums. "Thank you for calling Australia Post - due to our fuckwit managment under staffing the call centre, your going to be on hold for at least 2 hours. To keep yourself entertained while you wait, for so long, we have a selection of entire albums to choose from instead of our usual crappy 30 second repeating messages. Press Button 1 to listen too Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon". Press Button 2 to listen too Black Sabbath Press Button 3 to listen too etc....... We can start off with this.. "Defecate on my face" - always a great way for your adoring customers to pay homage to a scam artist CEO..... Oh here is one - an hour and 50 minutes.... That should be LONG enough....

OK I had to service an electric motor, and in removing the old fan, which was stuck on very hard, I actually had to break it to get it off... Mmm K. It's about 130mm in diameter, 35mm thick... Something like this: So the seller sent me a new one, and he sent to me in a little $8 parcel post satchel. It supposedly came to my letter box - and yet it never arrived. The black (top) slot is about 25mm high by 290mm wide The parcel "boxes" are about 150mm wide, by 240mm high and perhaps 250mm deep. You see me and the seller, have a very interesting relationship. He is from China, and while he likes a good whinge, he dislikes being fucked around, having his customers fucked around, and and he dislikes people that interfere with his business - every fucking cent is accounted for and he dislikes having HIS money, that he spent on postage, wasted. Just like me. So after some discussions, he read the fine print on the RETURN TO SENDER label, and sent me the photos. The local postie ...