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"Yeah just calling about the Australia Post, Platinum, Tracked, Registered, Signature on Delivery, package that cost $2000 to send a ONE Kg fuel pump servicing kit as a GUARANTEED  OVER NIGHT, express delivery, that was supposed to arrive on Wednesday..."

"Yeah it's Thursday., Wait a few more days?, But this is my 35th phone call and the Wednesday I am talking about, was 3 months ago."

"So where in the fuck is it?"





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