"Oh fucking Duh!"

This is another charming example of just how stupid the management of Australia Post, and their 'fingers in their arses" bored of directors REALLY are.

For instance, "You cannot ring, anyone, in any department, any more. - You can't even ring your own local post office. Why? Because these idiots (bangs head on desk) have decreed it to be so." 

So now we have to go through that bastion of bullshit - after an hour or so on hold, called the national call center - playing "Dial a nuff nuff" - where in my own experience 9 out of 10 people, they won't transfer your call, no - they give you the "Puter says nooo." routine.

Just fuck that.

Fuck off.

Get the fuck out of my life - you fucking moron.

This is another story of the the "Australia Post Effect" - Where, "We are so fucking bright that when we walk into a room it noticeably dims."

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Australia Post are fucking jerks. I’m sure everyone has had beef with those idiots at some point in their life, right? I fucking hate them. Just deliver something. How hard is it?

This is my current saga. I want to order a postage paid stamp because I broke the store copy. Obviously, this is my fault. I get that. But I just want to replace it. Some douchebag told me I can’t have one. Just like that. “You can’t have one, I’m sorry”. Bullshit. You ARE Australia Post right? How am I supposed to send off bags of mail everyday without a postage stamp on them? He then tells me to call the local Australia Post Business Centre and ask them to deliver one. Great, can I please have their number, I ask? “I’m sorry, I can’t give out their number to you. It’s private.” WHAT THE FUCK?!?! That’s it. End of conversation. Dial tone. Jerk.
I FUCKING HATE YOU AUSTRALIA POST. GIVE ME A FUCKING STAMP PLEASE.

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