Ummm Ahhhed Forhours - "I drive a Rolls Royce, it's good for my voice."

Sing along with  Ummm Ahhhed Forhours, and his latest self serving multimillion dollar pay rise - as he celebrates his 25th Gold Plated Rolls Royce - so he can drive all the way to the Sammich* Shop next door to his office and back, to buy morning tea.

 

An update or refresher for the tune!


 

Ummm Ahhhed Forhours

"I have the self esteem - of a baked bean"

Yeah!

Be filthy and rich
Life's still a bitch
Steal all I can
I'm a real man

[Chorus:]
But you won't fool the children of the revolution
No you won't fool the children of the revolution
No no no


Bankers start wars
Military whores
I drive a Rolls Royce
It's the scam artist choice


[Chorus]

But you won't fool the children of the revolution
No you won't fool the children of the revolution
No no no

Yeah!

But you won't fool the children of the revolution
No you won't fool the children of the revolution
No you won't fool the children of the revolution
No you won't fool the children of the revolution
No way!

Hey

Wow



( Sammich* - The official NEW English spelling of Sandwich)

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