Scam Baiting Australia Post

Australia Post Customer Service

"God blessings dear frend. 

I is so sory yor shit is stolen and not turn up.

Just sendin de money of $100 dollas per parsel and i will be snedin it any weres in australa and puttin de monie secured modalities in de bank volt."

Seriously - I had cause to revisit some old internet stomping grounds to one of my most favourite "scamming the scammers" websites, who reversed the scam back onto the scammers - who were pulling the 419 Advance Fee Frauds etc., and I thought:

"Change a few words, terms, issues - and your've been scammed, ripped off, your shit has been sent to the moon etc., and your after some customer service, and all they do is fuck you around and this reads just like dealing with Australia Post."

This is priceless. It's a historical kind of a piece of the internet history. LOL

If you don't read it, you will be deaded 101 times.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/index.php?/topic/17878-anus-laptops-the-martins-cole-saga-complete/



Australia Post? - everyone has their own stories.


But in terms of scamming the scammers, how do you deal with Australia Post after they have conned you out of money, time, property, resources - and have pissed away staggering amounts of hours, days and weeks of your life?


The best way to "get even" with Australia Post is just by not using them:

To clarify some of the ways and means - this is how:

1. Take the issues to the small claims tribunal and the postal ombudsman;

2. Put the best courier services on speed dial;

3. Move all your dealings online and into email;

4. Don't ring them, contact them or buy any of their shit.

5. Declare any email from them or their "affiliates" who they sold your email address onto - as spam and set it for automatic deletion - and never buy anything from them or their affiliates again.

6. Gather up all the junk mail and pop it into glad storage bags or boxes and then stick a label in the bag or on the box, and send it back to them - using this process; it's basically free and easy to do.

http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2014/05/the-simple-guide-for-people-of-world-to.html


7. Email electronic christmas and birthday cards, and make phone calls instead of sending cards by Australia Post.

8. Send cash to people via bank to bank transfers, instead of inside birthday cards etc.,  - which cuts out money and gift vouchers being stolen in the mail and it also saves on all the time, effort, money and bullshit to send and receive Australia Postal Money Orders. It also means that you and the recipient can avoid having to make TWO more trips to the post office.

9. Only shop from people and companies who send things by private couriers.

10. Ask all traders who are still using Australia Post, to offer deliveries by courier as well as or instead of Australia Post - helpfully offer them a list of decent providers.

11. Only use reliable peer reviewed cash cards, and give Australia Post's Load and Go cards - a total refuse to use ultimatum - by not buying them.

12. Terminate the relationship with Australia Post entirely and jam a lump of wood into your letter box slot.



Having said that, in terms of getting ripped of and totally bullshit service from Australia Post - there are some really clever ways of getting even.....

The really satisfying ironic kinds of things.

But there are also stupid and shitty and nasty and usually illegal ways and means of getting even - and we don't want to go there do we.

I have never subscribed to things that involves harming the innocents either.



But if some people or "the business" has actually burned you big time, there must have been some creative ways to express your discontent and seek redress or accountability, or to have exposed the scamming etc.

I suppose that typical redress comes from paying an Australia Post bill for mail redirection and then they lose a whole 6 months of it - which really fucked your life up,  and then they said that you had not paid and the bill was still outstanding.....

And they ALL bullshit you, buck pass the issue and lie their way out of it - and that includes the head office staff etc....

Just rubber stamp it all from the in tray to the out tray.... and say and do nothing in between

Paying that bill to that post office in the form of gold bricks wrapped in cardboard, posted return to sender in kerb side post boxes, from the other side of the country - with a covering letter and a copy of the bill- marked "Paid in full", is a good one.

Or what about the postie, who makes off with $500 worth of your gear in a parcel, but maintains they delivered it to you personally and that you signed for it - only you were not home that day, your name isn't "W. Ankr",  and that "ain't your signature" on the paperwork......

The shifty cunt is knocking your stuff off and the idiots in the Australia Post head office - just rubber stamp the bullshit, and says it was delivered, cause the postie said so.

How do you deal with people and organisations that operate like that?



I'd be really interested in hearing your tales of "squaring the ledger"..

  But you have to demonstrate, lawful, creative, talented and resourceful ways and means of "getting even".


As a for instance, like Australia Post ripped you off to the tune of $50,000 and while having to wear that loss, you have changed carriers, your shipping fees have halved and as a result your now making three times the sales - and you turned their lemon, into your lemonade. and you have gone onto tell everyone at the local business groups, and they have all dumped Australia Post as well.

So while they rip you off for $50K, they then lose your business, which was a guaranteed $30K a year, and your now paying $15K a year, your sales have risen from $200K to $400K and many of the significant players in the chamber of commerce, have moved their contracts to your provider - losing Australia Post an additional $125K per year, every year and their sales have also doubled....

Australia Post stole $50K of your gear in transit and basically told you to fuck off...

Now they fucked themselves up - and everyone is happier, except them.


That is a healthy detachment from the bullshit "business partnership."  That is a good story of just deserts and good reprisal.




No stories of just because the staff of the head office are shits to deal with, so you decided to back the car out the drive way, over the person on their post bike doing the deliveries - none of that shit.

The difference between good outcomes and bad outcomes, is that the one way of resolving problems resolves the problem and the other way, gives some kind of relief to the feelings....

If you resolve the problem, that usually requires time, effort, planning and a definite outcome; relieving the feelings usually involves reacting to the issues, illegal means of resolving the issue with the person or organisation, and it can get quite nasty.



Say as a for instance, the local postie / agency is stealing your parcels.....

One way is to film the guy or girl stealing your shit, by delivering it to your door and then taking the parcel home with them - and then take that to the police.

Another way is to take off after them and run them over with your car.... or cricket bat them from behind a bush as they come down the foot path.....

One method resolves the problem, the other way or ways, relieves the feelings - and gets you in a lot of trouble.


So give us the smarts, the clever and calculating ways and means that you used and figured out, for improving your lot and the lives of many others, in derailing the bullshit of Australia Post.

Just like the Lads from Lagos sent a bogus cheque to a computer shop, for $4500 and then said they had over paid and asked for $500 in cash to be sent back to them immediately via Western Union  and then they ordered $4000 of Anus Computers with the bogus cheque - so the guy sent these shit bag scammers, boxes of worthless crap that cost them several thousand in freight - tell us how you turned the tables on the scammers in Australia Post.

Please tell us of your grand adventures below :)