Australia Post profit falls 56% as letters business crashes


http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/australia-post-profit-falls-56-as-letters-business-crashes-20150223-13lxjd.html

Fixing this is pretty easy.

Hire ME.

And I will:

Sack Fahour and the useless "bum chum network" of public servants, politicians and greasy palmers, including the executive management and the board of directors:

Sack all the nazis that shit in the postal network faces - by poaching customers from the LPO's etc.

Flog and beat up the entire legal team and kick their dead beat arses to the kerb.


That is saving about $40 million a year in wages, - and another half a billion in shitty INCOME LOSING incompetent managerial practices.



Here is the contract:


2 motorbikes - a 250cc for city riding and 1100cc for Australia wide travel.

A single bedroom unit - or a bed and shower in the work office.

$50K a year plus expenses.

All of the executive do one week a month - delivering mail and parcels.

The postal theft rate will drop to ZERO.


No scum minimum lowest wages - while Fahour and his banker buddies pack his fat arse wallet with several million in bonus's.


And the organisation will become socially and technologically savvy - instead of nazi heavy handed stupid.

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