Professor Dangle Dick - If your going to SERIOUSLY understaff the national call centre....


So that people are on hold for an hour or more....

Then at least dump the 30 second cyclic recorded message.....


And put in some good music....

As in like Queens "Night at the Opera"

Not just "A" song, but the entire fucking album.

In fact put up an audio menu of entire albums.

"Thank you for calling Australia Post - due to our fuckwit managment under staffing the call centre, your going to be on hold for at least 2 hours.

To keep yourself entertained while you wait, for so long, we have a selection of entire albums to choose from instead of our usual crappy 30 second repeating messages.

Press Button 1 to listen too Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon".

Press Button 2 to listen too Black Sabbath

Press Button 3 to listen too

etc.......


We can start off with this.. "Defecate on my face" - always a great way for your adoring customers to pay homage to a scam artist CEO.....





Oh here is one - an hour and 50 minutes....

That should be LONG enough... to get through at least once.

Roger Waters - "The Dark Side of The Moon" Live Full Concert

Published on Apr 28, 2014
Argentina 2007, opens with The Wall songs, then DSOTM
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