Dear Ummm Ahhhed For Hours.... Can you do me a favour?


Take out a front page advertisement in every news paper in the country, asking people to never send me anything by Australia Post again?


Seriously dude - the couriers are doing a fine job of making the deliveries.


And if you provide a list of all the phone numbers for the great competition, that Australia Post has, as well, I promise to remove this blog and you can go about your business of scamming the people of Australia with your bullshit, completely unmolested.

Here is a head line for you:

"This fucking arsehole (include my picture and name) is not allowed to be sent anything by Australia Post ever again."

Use these servics instead.

Toll.

Sendle.

Ipec.

Fedex.

Office Works.

And a couple of dozen other couriers as well.... mainly national ones.


 Because he is a real cunt, and we refuse to deliver anything to him ever again."

(And I won't make mention of the fakt that you were not delivering anything much to me anyway... because if it wasn't being stolen, sent back, or refused to deliver it - fuck all got through anyway - so not like the loss of deliveries by Australia Post is going to be an impediment)


See Ummmm Ahhh'd - it's rooly easy, and I won't be offended in the least, because being called a retarded cunt, well coming from you that's a compliment.




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