Umm Ahhh'd for Hours can't pul off the resurrection of Australia Post.

For starters he is not smart enough.

Secondly the entire management structure - as well as Professor Dangle Dick, the difference between them and a hot dog vendor, is they view the sausage and sauce as an optional extra.

And when you get loads of genuinely stinking shit going on, the amount  of bullshit both imposed upon the customer and the instiutionalised crap they get when dealing with the issues - it's so overwhelmingly pervasive, that the traffic carried by the couriers etc., - they are all the customers that you have lost through bad attitudes and incompetence.

They are not coming back.

And as the volume of parcels falls, along side the letters, Australia Post will just  crash and burn.

And you can tell For Hours is an idiot - any swindling scam artist who stitches up a grossly excessive pay deal for himself while working the slaves into the dirt, immediately sets himself apart from the team....

His infrastuctural changes, have too too little too late, and the delusions of fitting new shoes to the pony express, when the telegraph went through, a century ago, well I guess if I hear one more very behind the times fucking retard say "Disruptive Technologies" (etc and similar) I shall punch them in the nose.

Time, technology and progress, it's just evolving - it's evolution.

And every shitty bad experience, that gets compounded by more, and more and more and more bad experiences, from bad staff with bad attitudes, completely wipes the prospect of that customer ever returning again - or at least dropping what traffic they would have generated down to a fraction of what it once was.

And if Professor Dangle Dick, thinks it's fine to continue to wrought the system, well Banker Boy has set the example, the bench mark, for a complete lack of ethics, so the shittier staff think, "If it's OK for that dumb fuck to rip off the system, then maybe I should be helping myself to some easy money too."

Which creates the extremely negative BAD customer experience loops....

The negativity feeds upon it's self and it goes round, and round, and round and round.....

10,000 stolen passports = 10,000 less customers = 1 million less packages less per customer life time..

1 million stolen bits of money from christmas cards, gift cards ($100 etc) and jewelery, books, documents, birth certificates, bank cards, licenses, etc.....

Then that is an immediate and almost complete loss of 1 million customers.

That is like 10,000,000,000 (10 billion) less packages, letters, christmas, birthday cards and gifts - that never get sent by Australia Post again, over the life times of those people who have been ripped off.

They won't be sending anything, and they will ask their friends to do like wise... so the customer loss and the transfer of business to other service providers - exponentially grows....

Or in this case, it's an exponated exponential - it's no longer 2 x 2 = 4 x 2 = 8 x 2 = 16 x 2 etc.....

It's 2 x 2 x 2 x2 = 16 x 16 x 16 x 16 =  65536 x 65536 x 65536 x 65536 etc..

One stolen passport = a viciferal ex customer for life; and the ramifications from that ONE single event, are so enduring, so far reaching and so profound, in so many, many ways......

I mean as a for instance, I have had so many things stolen, returned to sender, so many cover ups and bullshit with the local postie and Australia Post and others in Australia Post....

The never ending bullshit of idiots patting each other on the back for being retarded cunts...  reinforcing the dishonesty, the thefts, the loss of their own business and the jobs of so many others.......

If they are prepared to rob me and fuck me around - they have also been prepared to rob and fuck around tens of thousands of others....

And yet I have had hundreds of deliveries by courier, and I paid my way,  they delivered, and they have never ever fucked me around once ever.

Maybe "Oh the truck is really FULL, we can't fit it on today, will tomorrow be OK?"


So professor Dangle Dick, who's imaginary friend is orbiting earth on a magic carpet, along with Jesus the jew and the Marvel comics, league of justice, reckons with his 10 fingers, he can plug the dyke, with it's 10 thousand leaks.



Australia Post is in a death spiral....

It's just slowly imploding into irrelevance.