Mythmas, Hexmas, Prezzies for Friends - Enjoy your Australia Post Free Festivities.


Dealer in SA.

Officeworks nearby.


Buyer in Vic.

Officeworks nearby.


Hand delivery to all and sundry!





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Meanwhile back at the ranch,

Fahour and team fuckwit are soon to commence trialling delivery by ox cart.

Fat Head said, "They don't fall on you and kill you like drones do, and each unit we can use less uneducated, illiterate, under paid, slaves only requires 1 worker on visas, and they can carry 35 tons of mail per driver, and have excellent green credentials - with a zero CO2 foot print.

We are refurbishing some models, which will be ready to use in 2029, followed by 17 years of trials before Australia wide adoption."




Low Tide Highway Specials - ready for refurbishment at only $2.8 Million Bonus, Tax Deductable, Donation Dollars each.....

"Handles like a Mazza!"







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