The Moron Management says "Missing in Action - No tracking traction."


The moron management, the duplicitious double dipping self serving dip shit management of Australia Post, have declared that they are upgrading the tracking system.

You know the tracking system, or more likely REMEMBER that tracking system.

Where you got ripped off badly to get your soon to be stolen stuff tracked, fuck all ever got scanned it, lots and lots of shit got stolen along the way, and if it didn't get stolen prior to being scanned in - it if ever was, the only tracking was when the item was scanned in or delivered to, and signed for, by "Puknose Hoo" (the imaginary friend of Light Fingers the postie) 3 suburbs away, from your delivery address - which is where you (never) lived - but you had signed for it, with a different signature - as is your usual habit, when you sign for packages, at a different address, in a different suburb, in a different state, when you were actually at work, while the thieving arseholes at Australia Post, say you were at home to sign for it, because they have your completely different signature on record to prove it.

Soooooooooo

Going down the list from the most needed improvements, which are the most unlikely, to the stupidist possible shit ever, which is the most likely....

1. Lynching all the thieves in Australia post, starting with the CEO, the executive management, that wankfest bored of thieving directors, and everyone down the line to the light fingered mail sorters, distribution centre managers, posties and all the middle management staff that cover up for them...

2. Making tracking from end to end, and every point en route, standard on all items, with live tracking in real time, included in the already extortionist pricing for fuck all delivery services..

3. Actually getting the constantly breaking down IT systems fixed. i.e. "This website is fucked. Please repeat all the prior steps to get the same response."

4. Upgrading the tracking system computer from an overclocked Pentium 386 with 2 Meg of RAM,  to a Pentium 486 with 16 Meg of RAM, from a dumpster out the back of the Salvation Army.

I mean if it were to come from the brightest of the bankers club minds, Ahmed probably thought of this himself.

I can just see it now, Ahmed Fahour driving around late at night in his "Mr Amazzin" Massarati, going from one sordid interlude to another, on the look out for the cheapest free thing he can find, because his 10 minutes of hard work here and there, has to be worth at least another million dollar bonus.....

"Hey Malcolm, how do you see if a computer works?"

"Ahhh - you plug it in, and turn it on...."

 Whhhooooooooo

Another phoney "Order of Australia" award's for the boys medal for that....

Another 10 years of this scam artistry bullshit, and I'll have more awards than Bert Newton has Logies...


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http://postandparcel.info/78182/news/australia-post-upgrading-delivery-tracking-system/

Australia Post upgrading delivery tracking system

Wednesday, February 15th, 2017

Australia Post has announced it will be upgrading its delivery tracking system this week. As a consequence of this, its delivery tracking and notification functionality will be temporarily unavailable.

 In a notice posted on its website today (15 February), Australia Post said that the delivery tracking and notification functionality will be unavailable from 11pm on
Friday 17 Feb to 2pm on Saturday 18 Feb (AEDST).

“Please ensure that you use these services outside this time frame to avoid any issues,” advised Australia Post.

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A better Idea.

Don't use Afailure Post and their bullshit tracking, and their thieving staff, starting with their thieving prick of a CEO, at all.


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