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The trouble with running a blog on Australia Post - is that no one likes Australia Post.

So no one fucking reads it. LOL

Umm Ahh'd for Hours - made a profit of 1.4 million... in 6 months.

We have seven distinct problems here - intractable ones at that. 1. Umm Ahh'd for Hours, is incompetent, greedy and a bullshit artist. 2. Australia Post is a TOXIC organisation. 3. No one uses mail any more. 4. Their infrastructure (mostly fixed costs) and market share of the parcel market is rapidly declining - meaning that they have lost out to the competition, and the competition is beating them in every way. 5. Any fool ideas that Umm Ahh'd for Hours espouses, is just pissing into the wind, wasting everyone's time while he makes a fat pay check. 6. And adding more grand plans to make Australia Post profitable by taking over all these other "government services" like licenses, pensions, medicare, blah, blah, blah..... when your totally fucking up everything to do with what you already have - without fixing THAT first - means not only are you a bullshit artist, but your a fucking dumb bullshit artist. 7. And not only are LARGE amounts of customers now EX custome...

Umm Ahh'd for Hours is going to back stab everybody.

This is a interesting article - and it totally exposes the scams.... in a reflected kind of a way. So I have just taken a few choice things out of it. http://www.afr.com/technology/australia-post-to-use-blockchain-to-store-identities-20160316-gnk6w5 Australia Post to use blockchain to store identities Blockchain is a distributed ledger securely held on a linked network of computers that continuously maintains the records based on rules set out in code, thereby removing the need for a third party to monitor transactions. The technology has become popular with banking and financial institutions in the last year. Identity services Addressing The Australian Financial Review Business Summit in Melbourne on Wednesday, Mr Fahour said identity services was one of the single largest opportunities of e-commerce for the company with more than 90 per cent of Australian passports handled by Australia Post. "We do most of the physical IDs, so it's logical that a tru...

The Australia Post Newsroom - Hands on you cocks, fingers in your jocks.

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This is a fun little article - what the Australia Post PR machine spews, and what the ex customers or heading that way, type people are saying.  What the PR machine spews. https://auspost.newsroom.com.au/ Australia Post Newsroom The newsroom helps journalists and other media representatives to keep pace with the demands of the fast-moving news cycle. The site has easy access to categorised media content, media releases, broadcast quality video, audio and high resolution photos ready for quick download. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And here is the crap they trot out - e.g. No one uses stamps anymore... But I am surprised  that Umm Ahhh'd for Hours, isn't bringing out "Bomb the Wogs" stamps - where you can spot the American weapons, on Australian planes, financed by Australian and American banks, as directed by the Liberal Party of Australia, with the money from the Australian people - landing on people in Syria... Hell - why not go the whole hog and bring out a stamps seri...

Australia Posts eCommerce - is in decline.

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"Um Ahhh'd for Hours" and Aidrian Turner are all talking shit. Mail has beasically vanished because there are now FAR better way to communicate and send documents, far more cheaply and almost instantly, than via posted documents. And Australia Posts generally piss poor service and continuing plummeting market share in the parcels division - well new and better hardware will make - in some ways for a better service, but it's more akin to reupholstering the couches on the Titanic... This line in the article, " This aim merges neatly with Australia Post’s desire to grow its already robust eCommerce. " - well it's a more or less outright lie, couched in etherial terms.  Australia Post's market share of the eCommerce market is stalling - and to jump from growing, to slowing, to stalling - the next step is failing. Adrian Turner's commentary is full of weasel words and crap - more like arseholes lining  each others pockets, and any "silicon valle...

What gets up my arse about Australia Post....

Is that when they (one, a few or many) of them (People in Licensed Post Offices / head offices / normal ? post offices etc.,) do REALLY fucking shitty things to the customers; That a) IF the customer rolls over and takes their bullshit - they get away with their crap scott free, and the customer is fucked up and never comes back.... So Australia Post goes further into plug hole mode, faster than ever.... But b) If the human being, the customer, THE EMPLOYER, the payer of their wages, stands up for themselves, these retarded fucking arseholes in the head officee, INSTEAD OF: i) Cleaning up their act, and grovelling profusely by crawling on their knees over broken glass, begging for forgiveness from the customer; b) They actually go and MISUSE their commonwealth powers, to place every part of that persons life under police surveillance, tracking and reading every web page visited, every email ever written, all phone records, etc., etc., etc... That is why Australia Post is an arrogant bu...

Umm Ahhh'd for Hours can't pul off the resurrection of Australia Post.

For starters he is not smart enough. Secondly the entire management structure - as well as Professor Dangle Dick, the difference between them and a hot dog vendor, is they view the sausage and sauce as an optional extra. And when you get loads of genuinely stinking shit going on, the amount  of bullshit both imposed upon the customer and the instiutionalised crap they get when dealing with the issues - it's so overwhelmingly pervasive, that the traffic carried by the couriers etc., - they are all the customers that you have lost through bad attitudes and incompetence. They are not coming back. And as the volume of parcels falls, along side the letters, Australia Post will just  crash and burn. And you can tell For Hours is an idiot - any swindling scam artist who stitches up a grossly excessive pay deal for himself while working the slaves into the dirt, immediately sets himself apart from the team.... His infrastuctural changes, have too too little too late, and the delusions...

Shopmate gets a good kicking from the customers...

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http://techau.com.au/review-australia-post-international-parcel-service-shopmate/ A lot of different people in a lot of different forums are saying the same thing. "Australia Posts Shop Mate" - the international mail forwarding service from the US and A is complete crap. 13 June 2015 at 11:39 am Ugghh. I should have read these posts before using shopmate. I have a 1.9kg parcel and I’m being charged 7.3kg!!!!! It’s a handbag not a brick! I know the supplier didn’t package this way and now I have to argue with auspost but they have no weekend customer service. Had I known I never would have used them. AVOID at all costs, it’s more of a scam. Shame on Aust post – they should be reported for fraud…. Ani 22 June 2015 at 7:59 pm I had a terrible time with shipmate. They charged me 12.4 kg for a 2.8kg package. I asked for a repackaged and they said it was not possible. When I paid the $179 postage there was 35% of the box empty. DO NOT EVER use shopmate. Anita...

Product Review - How Australia Post compares to the other delivery services.

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Something like 1.5 stars out of 5 by product reviewers of Australia Post. Excellent  132 Good  116 OK  85 Bad 160 ...